The For Normies Collection — Candles That Just Smell Nice, We Guess

For when someone in your life is boringly well-adjusted and wants a candle that simply smells good. Root beer floats, raspberry lemonade, gummy bears — genuinely pleasant, no notes. We're a little disappointed in you, but your money spends the same.

Gummy Bears — A Fistful, All Flavors at Once
Price$14.00
Merlot — A Big Glass, No Occasion Required
Price$14.00
Beer — Cracked Open, Cold, No Notes
Price$14.00
Root Beer Float — Creamy, Fizzy, and Actually Nice
Price$14.00
Cereal Milk — The Sweet Dregs at the Bottom of the Bowl
Price$14.00
Raspberry Lemonade — Tart, Sweet, Suspiciously Normal
Price$14.00
Maraschino Cherry — A Cherry That's Been Through a Process
Price$14.00
Frosty — Fake Chocolate Dairy and a Plastic Spoon
Price$14.00

The For Normies Collection is for the boringly well-adjusted — root beer floats, raspberry lemonade, gummy bears, and other candles that simply smell nice, no twist required. These pleasant, sweet scented candles make easy hostess gifts and safe crowd-pleasers, all with the WTF Candle Co. wink. We're a little disappointed, but your money spends the same.

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The For Normies Collection — Candles That Just Smell Nice, We Guess

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