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The Philosophy Collection — 8 Candles, 25 Centuries of Unresolved Argument

Each candle isn't named after a theory — it's an argument about the theory, conducted in wax. The definitions are accurate. The jokes are load-bearing. For the person who reads the footnotes and lights the candle anyway.
Each candle isn't named after a theory — it's an argument about the theory, conducted in wax. The definitions are accurate. The jokes are load-bearing. For the person who reads the footnotes and lights the candle anyway.…

The Philosophy Collection turns twenty-five centuries of argument into scent — eight candles, each one a position rather than a portrait. Accurate definitions, load-bearing jokes, and genuinely wearable fragrances make these the ideal gift for professors, philosophy majors, and anyone who reads the footnotes. From Nihilism's unscented full-price provocation to the two-layer Dualism candle, the concept is the point.

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