WTF Candle Co.

The Ex's Apartment — She's Gone but You Can Still Smell Her
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Basement — Where the Holiday Boxes Live
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MEAT — No Notes. Just MEAT.
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Wet Ashtray — Last Night's Bad Decisions
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Hospital — Isopropyl and Low-Grade Dread
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Beer — Cracked Open, Cold, No Notes
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Maraschino Cherry — A Cherry That's Been Through a Process
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Raspberry Lemonade — Tart, Sweet, Suspiciously Normal
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Merlot — A Big Glass, No Occasion Required
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Frosty — Fake Chocolate Dairy and a Plastic Spoon
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Root Beer Float — Creamy, Fizzy, and Actually Nice
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Gummy Bears — A Fistful, All Flavors at Once
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Candy Cigarettes — A Product That Absolutely Would Not Fly Today
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Artificial Banana — The Flavor of a Fruit That Doesn't Exist
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Struck Match — The Half-Second Before the Flame
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Locker Room, Freshman Year — Axe Body Spray and Pure Anxiety
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Dualism — The Ghost in the Machine (A Two-Layer Candle)
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Materialism — Nothing But Atoms and the Void (and Your Credit Card)
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The Aunt Who Smokes Inside — Menthol, Hairspray, Casserole
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Solipsism — Only Your Own Mind Is Confirmed
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Deontology — The Smell of Duty
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CORDITE — Spent Powder and Cold Steel
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Puff Puff Give — Dispensary-Grade, Zero Paraphernalia
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Dad's Home — He's Back From the Garage
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