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Rök & Bär — Smoke & Berry Beard Balm
The Ex's Apartment — She's Gone but You Can Still Smell Her
Basement — Where the Holiday Boxes Live
MEAT — No Notes. Just MEAT.
Wet Ashtray — Last Night's Bad Decisions
Hospital — Isopropyl and Low-Grade Dread
Beer — Cracked Open, Cold, No Notes
Maraschino Cherry — A Cherry That's Been Through a Process
Raspberry Lemonade — Tart, Sweet, Suspiciously Normal
Merlot — A Big Glass, No Occasion Required
Frosty — Fake Chocolate Dairy and a Plastic Spoon
Root Beer Float — Creamy, Fizzy, and Actually Nice
Gummy Bears — A Fistful, All Flavors at Once
Candy Cigarettes — A Product That Absolutely Would Not Fly Today
Artificial Banana — The Flavor of a Fruit That Doesn't Exist
Struck Match — The Half-Second Before the Flame
Locker Room, Freshman Year — Axe Body Spray and Pure Anxiety
Dualism — The Ghost in the Machine (A Two-Layer Candle)
Materialism — Nothing But Atoms and the Void (and Your Credit Card)
The Aunt Who Smokes Inside — Menthol, Hairspray, Casserole
Solipsism — Only Your Own Mind Is Confirmed
Deontology — The Smell of Duty
CORDITE — Spent Powder and Cold Steel
Puff Puff Give — Dispensary-Grade, Zero Paraphernalia
